In oth­er news, my Vault-suit and I have got­ten attached in the inter­ven­ing 210 years. VERY ATTACHED. ALARMINGLY so. Some of the sen­sors in this "sexy Hal­loween cos­tume/life-sup­port sys­tem" have...how do I say this...GRAFTED (?!?) to parts of my SKIN, some­thinig I didn't realzie until what should've been a quick 2‑minute bio break end­ed up as a 35-minute impromp­tu "ME-TIME" moment.

I think we're good now, but I now have a 3rd nipple.
No it is NOT on my chest.
NO I'M NOT SURE IT'S ONLY TEMPORARY.

Swearto­god, if it starts talk­ing to me, I will

END. IT. ALL.

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